Uwe Boll, the world's most reviled film director, is now a food critic
Holy crap, does Uwe Boll have no shame?
Well, obviously not, since he made Alone in the Dark.
But still—what the fuck does he think he's doing becoming a restaurant reviewer?
The guy's got a YouTube food review channel, and he started up a Twitter account, @WorldBestRest, where he tweets insightful banter like "Who gives a shit how great a restaurant looks if the food is bad" and "The best host on @FoodNetworkCA is @GordonRamsay!"
Get a load of this review of the Gastown restaurant Secret Location that he posted a while back.
"It's like, one peanut would be better," he says of the brioche, before concluding that the ostrich "feels a little dry and burnt, but it's excellent."
The funniest part is when he gets to the dessert and says: "This looks like a dog had diarrhea—with some white fluffy stuff on top. So let me try a little."
It think it's safe to say that Anthony Bourdain's career is not in jeopardy.