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Reason for Rob Ford's absence during Toronto ice storm revealed

by Craig Takeuchi on December 23rd, 2013 at 10:38 AM
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      Toronto mayor Rob Ford was reported to be allegedly missing-in-action on the morning of December 22 after his city was struck by an ice storm, leaving some 300,000 households without power.

      New evidence from Toronto a capella group Eh440 reveals that the reason Ford was absent was because he was briefly taken out by a reindeer.

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      Jbone

      Dec 23, 2013 at 5:30pm

      Yeah a crack dealing reindeer

      boris moris

      Dec 24, 2013 at 1:07pm

      As one witty wag opined on this subject earlier today:

      "Ford has been meeting all night with his head of emergency planning:

      Captain Morgan"