Reason for Rob Ford's absence during Toronto ice storm revealed

Toronto mayor Rob Ford was reported to be allegedly missing-in-action on the morning of December 22 after his city was struck by an ice storm, leaving some 300,000 households without power.

New evidence from Toronto a capella group Eh440 reveals that the reason Ford was absent was because he was briefly taken out by a reindeer.

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Jbone
Yeah a crack dealing reindeer
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boris moris
As one witty wag opined on this subject earlier today:

"Ford has been meeting all night with his head of emergency planning:

Captain Morgan"
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