Freshly born Satan baby terrorizes Big Apple

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      Don’t ever have children. They keep you up all night with their goddamn crying, shit their pants in public, and constantly ask you to fix their goddamn Nintendo DS machines when all you want to do is watch the hockey game.

      As you’ll see from the above clip, kids don’t start out as helpless infants, but instead more like the spawn of Satan.

      That said, it is pretty awesome when this obviously agitated, supposedly “animatronic” baby flips off the cop car while spending an afternoon terrorizing Manhattan.

      The official word is that Satan's Little Helper was on the street to promote, Devil's Due, in theatres this Friday. And if you believe that he wasn't actually real, Beelzebub has a condo he'd like to show you on the Upper West Side.

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