Bieber evidently unclear on what to do with boobies
Evidently far from done in his quest to become this generation’s Vanilla Ice, Justin Boober, err, Bieber has followed up recent drunk driving and house-egging incidents with a boob-related controversy.
The Canadian teen-pop star and odious human being has been shot getting a face full of silicone with friend Khalil Sharieff. The picture—which can be viewed here—was reportedly taken in an L.A. studio, where a surgically enhanced stripper was hired to come in and perform, but not when the tape was rolling.
Sharieff is ostensibly a rapper, but is better known as one of Bieber’s hangers-on. He might be a wannabe, but, unlike that amateur clown from Stratford, he at least he knows that you are supposed to lick, not chew.