Miley Cyrus quits smoking, gets ready to titillate middle-age dads
Today’s must-know Miley Cyrus news is that the former Hannah Montana has managed to quit smoking. On February 2, the “Wrecking Ball” singer, serial twerker, and occasional Sinéad O’Connor basher tweeted the following: “2 months no cigs #proudofmyself”.
Keeping her tongue in her head for longer than 13 seconds has sadly, however, proven to be more of a challenge.
For those curious about such things, her preferred brand was Camel.
To the delight of tweens and the oogling middle-aged dads who’ll be in charge of chaperoning them, the frequently barely-dressed Cyrus plays Vancouver’s GM Place on Friday (February 14).
This will be followed the next morning by serious heart-to-heart breakfast table discussions about how it is totally not okay to act like a complete whore in public.