Katy Perry shows Cecil B. DeMille a thing or two with Egypt-themed "Dark Horse"

It’s taken nearly 60 years, but someone has finally conjured up an old-Egypt world that puts Cecil B. DeMille’s sad-sack VistaVision version to shame.

Feast your eyes on Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse”, in which America’s favourite sweetheart (not named that complete ho-bag Miley Cyrus) turns diamond-toting suitors to sand, hangs out with the freakiest cat-things this side of Jocelyn Wildenstein, and looks great in pretty much any shade of lipstick Revlon has to offer.

She also pole dances, straddles a mammoth pyramid, and cavorts with both Juicy J and the genetic forefathers of the Blue Man group.

Stick that in your sisha and smoke it Charlton Heston.