Oscars 2014: Okay, what was Ellen's best zinger?

Ellen DeGeneres just finished her brief and reasonably funny Oscars intro. No "I Saw Your Boobs", but not bad.

The whole it about Jennifer Lawrence falling on her ass was pretty great, but the best two lines?

"It's been a great year for movies. One of the nominees is Her, and by Her I don't mean Meryl Streep."

And, of course, referring to Jonah Hill's Wall Street wang: "You showed us something in that film that I have not seen for a very, very long time."