Video: "This is a Generic Brand Video"

Stock video provider Dissolve sets Kendra Eash's poem, "This is a Generic Brand Video", to actual stock footage video clips.

Narrated by Dallas McClain, this three-minute video of generic, bland imagery is everything one would hope it would be.

"Lest you think we're a faceless entity, look at all these attractive people."

Once you cut through advertising bafflegab, this is pretty much all that's left.