Rob Zombie automatically wins best album title of 2016 for The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser

by Steve Newton on January 13th, 2016 at 10:28 AM

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Universal Music Canada (or UMC for short) just sent out a press release flogging the latest albums by Rob Zombie, Imagine Dragons, Travis, Loreena McKennitt, and X Ambassadors.

The only act that really interested me was Zombie, so I clicked on that link to learn that he's got an album coming out on April 29 called The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser.

Now that's what I call a wicked album title!

Further investigation led me to discover that there are some pretty awesome song titles on the upcoming disc as well.

I think my faves are "Satanic Cyanide! The Killer Rocks On!", "A Hearse Overturns With The Coffin Bursting Open", "The Hideous Exhibitions Of A Dedicated Gore Whore", and, of course, "In The Age Of The Consecrated Vampire We All Get High".

Gotta love that Zombie!