Need a job? Rob Ford's hiring!

Anyone looking for work? Toronto mayor Rob Ford is hiring!

Requirements for the job? Who knows.

Responsibilities? Who cares!

You're only making $30,000 a year—and you'd be working for Rob Ford.

We all know what kind of behaviour you can get away with at Toronto City Hall: threatening people, getting drunk on the job, smoking crack, lying to the media, sexually demeaning your coworkers, knocking your coworkers over...

Appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live not guaranteed.

Bonus: you'll never have to take one of those pesky drug tests.

Who wouldn't want this guy to be their boss?

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