Homeless in Vancouver: I'm just thrilled for them!
That’s sweet! I’m sure we all wish them the best.
But “just married”? Can’t they be a little more positive? Especially at this early stage of their marriage (the honeymoon period I think it's called).
They should be saying they’re “incredibly married” or “fabulously married!” Not just married.
That like someone telling you their day is going “okay”—just okay?
I guess this would be a bad time to tell the newlyweds; they also just got a parking ticket.