Oil spill defiles strip club in Los Angeles

L.A. residents awoke to a 10,000-gallon oil spill on Thursday morning (May 15).

According to the Los Angeles Times, the pipeline rupture created knee-deep pools of oil and led to the issuance of an "extreme odor" advisory for Atwater Village.

The worst part? The AP reported that oil sprayed onto the roof of an "adult entertainment" establishment and seeped inside. 

Good thing Kinder Morgan's Trans Mountain pipeline twinning project goes nowhere near the No. 5 Orange.