I sometimes wonder, if I died, who would attend my funeral. Who, if anyone, would come out of the woodwork.
Photos: Wiener dogs race to the finish at Hastings Racecourse
And they're off.
Hastings Racecourse held its annual wiener dog races on the weekend.
The final race on July 13 saw Roger (dog #8), owned by Nancy Spikula, take the trophy.