Stop heterosexuality before it's too late

Hey, so like what is up with heterosexuals always trying to flaunt their straightness all over the place and push it in everyone's face?

Why are they always trying to recruit everyone to be straight?

Do they really have to walk down streets dressed as if they're screaming "I'm straight" all the time?

The answer is: NO.

The following video reveals an uprising movement against heterosexuals, who seem to be cropping up everywhere you look nowadays.

Stop them, before they ruin the world.