You know what this is? It's a picture of a security guard with not enough to do.
Whereas the previous Pemberton Festival looked like an outtake from the middle of the Second World War, things are remarkably chill and organized today.
The drive up was traffic-jam free, the queue for the site efficient, and the expanded site layout leaves plenty of room to get away from it all.
Not that you want to get too far away. After all, that would mean missing the mesmerizing TV on the Radio, not to mention the girl strutting around the site in a vintage LA Lakers jersey.