Weed shocker! Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys offered joint by Snoop Dogg!

BREAKING: through sources that will remain nameless, the Newt has managed to aquire a photo of evil L.A. gangsta rapper Snoop Dogg trying to corrupt innocent Canadian TV character "Bubbles" with what looks like a marijuana cigarette, or "joint" as the Yankee drug fiends like to call it.

The shocking incident apparently occured at the Pemberton Music Festival over the weekend.

We have no verified, eye-witness accounts on whether the childlike Bubbles actually gave in to the peer pressure that is clearly evident in the photo. Indeed, it does appear in the photo as if the outraged Bubbles is attempting to slap the offending item away.

It is also quite possible that the unidentified person seated just to Bubbles' left, enjoying a refreshing glass of soda pop, intervened just in time. It looks very much like this person's left hand, the one not clutching soda pop, is about to close into a fist that might be used to defend Bubbles' honour from the degenerate pusher in the Canucks jersey.

We here at Ear of Newt are determined to get to the bottom of this sordid affair, and will keep readers up to date on the latest statements from RCMP regarding their full-scale investigation of the case.

In the meantime, concerned citizens are encouraged to organize protests against the scheduled release, this Tuesday (July 29), on DVD and Blu-ray, of the film Trailer Park Boys: Don't Legalize It. Rumours are circulating that the barely-seen film, directed by a Mr. Mike Clattenburg, contains numerous scenes in which the naive and hapless Bubbles is, yet again, put in dangerous proximity to the wicked weed.

We can only hope that the film censors, working diligently under the auspices of the Harper government, performed their moral duty in a way that all upstanding Canadians can appreciate.

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Anon Ymous
Terrible, TERRIBLE article. Who honestly put you on this payroll? Bubbles isn't innocent. He smokes dope, drinks, and steals multiple times in the show. However you came to that conclusion I don't know, but it just shows how much of a waste of time you are and why no one should read these articles if they're all like this-- you couldn't even identify Julian, whom ISN'T holding a glass of soda pop, but liqour. Do you really think Bubbles is slapping that joint away? Maybe if you had a better pair of eyes you'd be able to examine Bubbles' index finger and thumb coming up to grab the joint so he can(this may surprise you) smoke it.
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Steve Newton
Bullseye!
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Anon Ymous, you are truly a moron.
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Fatmir
He was just defending weed.It is actually nice to see that people are becoming more aware of its properties. Actually I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
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u_r_lifesaver
Ease up, guys. Every writer, every PERSON, has an off day. It's not a great article, but it's not terrible. He's on the payroll so there will be a next time to bounce back.
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Not Stupid
To the idiots who are ripping on the writer: He isn't serious! lol come on
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Lol
This article is a gag right? This pic is on snoops instagram I love that timeless wonder he's like pharrell they never age!
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