How would you die in a horror movie?

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      A couple of years back I came across a fun little word game called What's Your Blues Name?, where you use your first, middle, and last names to find yourself a cool blues-musician-type name.

      Mine was Blind Dog Thompkins.

      Just today I came across another one of those wacky things called How Would You Die in a Horror Movie?

      Turns out I'd be "knocked off by Lucille Ball at a drive-in movie."

      That's a pretty lame way to go, I gotta say. It's nothing like the fate awaiting Straight movies editor Adrian Mack, who is destined to be "eaten by Miley Cyrus at a cabin on the lake."

      Poor guy.

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      Jul 24, 2014 at 6:03am

      Ha I would be wacked by Miley Cyrus whilst lying in bed

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      Pat Crowe

      Jul 24, 2014 at 7:30am

      Smashed by Leatherface in a haunted house?
      Somehow I always knew it would end that way.
      All is well in the multiverse.

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