Two years ago-when I was 49-the adage that good genes,healthy living,and exercise keeps you young played out.
Homeless in Vancouver: Firebird for a hot day
Johnny Carson: “It was so hot today…”
Audience: “How hot was it?”
Johnny: “It was so hot today…that even the chalk art on the sidewalks was well done!”
[Audience laughter. Drum roll from band. Ed McMahon coughs. Cut to commercial.]