If I had a kid in daycare, or even being babysat on a regular basis, I would make a point of showing up unexpectedly every now and then ...
Homeless in Vancouver: Firebird for a hot day
Johnny Carson: “It was so hot today…”
Audience: “How hot was it?”
Johnny: “It was so hot today…that even the chalk art on the sidewalks was well done!”
[Audience laughter. Drum roll from band. Ed McMahon coughs. Cut to commercial.]