Metallica members play The Star-Spangled Banner before tonight's hockey game

The Penguins don't stand a chance tonight.

That's what I'm guessing, anyway, because diehard San Jose Sharks fans James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett--one-half of the legendary thrash quartet Metallica--will be getting the Sharks and their hometown followers riled up with a metal-infused version of the U.S. National Anthem.

Metallica has supported the Sharks for years, and the team returns the favour at home games by skating onto the ice while the band's 1983 thrash classic "Seek and Destroy" blares over the P.A. system.

Kill 'Em All, boys. Especially that Crosby twerp.