A new beverage for the sorta racist in your life

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      To help quench that indirect thirst you might have whenever things get a little bit too racially diverse for your liking, there's a new beverage out on shelves that hits the passive-aggressive spot.

      It's perfect for people who think that simply having friends from different ethnic backgrounds helps to counteract any racially discrimantory statements they make.

      It's also great for people who talk about Europeans as the first people in Canada.

      Due to the success of the drink, the company will soon be releasing new flavours: one for people who wonder why there isn't a straight Pride parade and another for those who think feminism is an out-of-style fashion accessory.

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      Don't Forget to Try

      Sep 11, 2014 at 5:26pm

      Progressive Koolaid! It removes the need to have individual criteria for decision making. Just obey your Corporate Masters!

      heh

      Sep 12, 2014 at 5:55am

      this passiveness is a western issues methinks. In Japan they have no issue with being direct. Businesses write 'No foreigners!' In Korea, it's more nuanced. 'No Africans!'