Blonds don't sell lingerie, but apparently right-wing news

Guys, as you surf lingerie sites for gifts this Christmas, be aware that, according to recent research, you probably won't be buying the stuff worn on blond models.

Lingerie retailer Adore Me has found brunettes definitely sell more bras. According to a recent article in Fast Company, the fast-growing online retailer knows this because it shoots every product in two ways and tests which photo sells more of its product online.

And when a model touches that brunette hair rather than putting, say, her hand on her hip? Sales can double. Adore Me's study revealed it didn't matter what the model's ethnicity was.

In related news, these findings apparently haven't affected the staffing at Fox News, where blonds are still having more fun. At least according to Chris Rock's now viral tweet from December 3: