Anyone looking for work? Toronto mayor Rob Ford is hiring!
My office is looking to hire a new junior staff person, salary $30k. Send your resumé & cover letter to email@example.com— Mayor Rob Ford (@TOMayorFord) April 30, 2014
Requirements for the job? Who knows.
Responsibilities? Who cares!
You're only making $30,000 a year—and you'd be working for Rob Ford.
We all know what kind of behaviour you can get away with at Toronto City Hall: threatening people, getting drunk on the job, smoking crack, lying to the media, sexually demeaning your coworkers, knocking your coworkers over...
Appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live not guaranteed.
Bonus: you'll never have to take one of those pesky drug tests.
Who wouldn't want this guy to be their boss?