The Advocate asks how butch you are

Twitter offers up a cornucopia of delights every day.

A tweet from BuzzFeed LGBT editor Saeed Jones informed me that the Advocate magazine has a quiz asking gay and bi readers how butch they are.

So here is one of the questions:

Your friend has free tickets to a Maroon 5 concert. Do you go?

• Nope. A stadium of drunk, straight people sounds horrifying.

• Anything to be near Adam Levine.

• I'm fresh out of Davidoff Cool Water, so I'll pass.

• Yeah, who doesn't love their music?

To take the rest of the survey, go here.