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Bryan Adams: "Reggae Christmas"
As a Vancouver kid of the '80s, I'm surprised that I had never heard of this song until just now. Perhaps Bryan Adams was making a bid to become a reggae singer? Who knows, but this video is something of a 1984 time capsule, what with Pee-Wee Herman, the original MTV VJs, and even a Mr. T doll.
(I first learned about this video on Stereogum, where Jon McMillan described "Reggae Christmas" as "one of the least necessary songs ever written". It's hard to argue with that.)




To be fair, I always had a soft spot for this one (even though I most definitely do not wish it were Christmas every day):