Caption the Political Photo: Christy Clark hires a new chief of staff

by Stephen Hui on Sep 24, 2012 at 4:54 pm
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Seeing as Premier Christy Clark's chief of staff, Ken Boessenkool, has acted himself "inappropriately" out of a job, it's the right time for a new Caption the Political Photo.

This picture from the B.C. government depicts Clark meeting with Boessenkool replacement Dan Doyle. We have no idea what was said here, but one imagines they could be discussing the details of the infamous "incident of concern", which couldn't be shared with the citizenry, according to Clark.

Here's how our photo-caption contest works. If you were Clark and/or Doyle, what would you be saying in this picture? Tell us in the comments section below or on our Facebook page.

We'll repost the photo tomorrow (September 25) using our favourite submission.

Update (September 25): Tim Chu on Facebook wins. Thanks for playing.

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Ron S.
Sep 24, 2012 at 5:31 pm
CC-In the conference room there is a picture of a naked woman. We're going to get you pissed and see what happens.

DD - A naked woman? Let me at her. I'll show you I know an ass from boobs!
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funny
Sep 24, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Guaranteed severance, expenses, travel, and I never have to pay for another meal right?

What do I care, it ain't my money. Jobs.
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Beth
Sep 24, 2012 at 5:46 pm
Clark: OK, Doyle. There may be snow on the roof but is there still a fire in the hearth?

Doyle: Er, um, ah, might I just point out that's a lovely Viagra-blue blouse, Premier.
Beth
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James G
Sep 24, 2012 at 6:53 pm
Clark: I, Queen Cersei, hereby appoint you, Harys Swift as Hand of the King!

Doyle: I keep telling you Premier that my name is Dan Doyle. Please return to reality ...Oh, Hell ...
If it please Your Grace.
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out at night
Sep 24, 2012 at 7:14 pm
CC: Do you ever, uh...?

DD: Only when I'm really really fucked up on meth, which is hardly ever anymore. Sigh.
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James Blatchford
Sep 24, 2012 at 9:15 pm
CC: So, are you game?

DD: Yes, provided I can nap in cabinet meetings.
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DavidH
Sep 25, 2012 at 9:53 am
Clark: I'll be honest, Dan. Older men really excite me. Are you seeing anyone at the moment?

Doyle: Exactly what kind of "job" are you offering me Madam?
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burnaby reich
Sep 25, 2012 at 10:30 am
CC. do you know the bard and the banker pub.? DOYLE.well of course used to be called THE TROUGH.
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DavidH
Sep 25, 2012 at 11:18 am
Clark: No, Dan! I said I wanted to give you a "handy" job.

Doyle: Sorry. How disappointing.
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violet9ish
Sep 25, 2012 at 11:21 am
CC: my entire party has turned on me, crumbled, fallen to pieces.

DD: i'll show you how we used to do it in the old days. just ship those no-good layabouts away up north. we'll call it "welfare reform".
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Pat Crowe
Sep 25, 2012 at 11:53 am
C.C." I can't read your resume, my tits are in the way."
Doyle, "Their very nice tits, Christie."
C.C. 'You got the job." "Prepare yourself to do fuck all."
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smartresearcher
Sep 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm
C Clark - Big Dan you're my man

D Doyle - Pretty Mamma I'll do you right.
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DavidH
Sep 25, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Congratulations to Tim Chu on Facebook.

Why is Facebook?
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Staff Member
Sep 25, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Hey Christy how would you like to use my staff to poll dance with?
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b76
Sep 25, 2012 at 8:48 pm
cc-So let's just be straight here. We all know this scam is gonna come to an end by next spring. I'm on auto pilot at this point, but I need to fill some seats on this sinking ship. All I can say is we pay well and the perks non stop. You in... or out?

dd-Well a day at the trough is better than none~In!
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ofoab
Sep 26, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Say no more , Dan , Saynomore , Candid photos Eh!
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Latesha
Oct 5, 2012 at 9:09 pm
A sipmle and intelligent point, well made. Thanks!
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cochran
Oct 7, 2012 at 9:42 am
DD: you take a piece of paper like this and you fold it....
CC: gee!
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