Caption the Political Photo: Stephen Harper meets Rob Ford

Ahhhh, it's been far too long since we've had a round of Caption the Political Photo!

Our last outing saw Dear Leader, er, Prime Minister Stephen Harper shaking hands with the Dalai Lama. This time we have him engaged in what may be the most awkward handshake of all time with Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

Here's how our photo-caption contest works. If you were Harper and/or Ford, what would you be saying in this picture? Tell us in the comments section below or on our Facebook page.

We'll repost the photo tomorrow (July 26) using our favourite submission.

Update (July 26): And the winner is... HellSlayerAndy in our comments section. (Although Birdy's "sacred reptile baby" comment was a very close second.) Thanks everyone for playing!


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Eric Douglas
"You hate Canadians too?"

"Damn straight."
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HellSlayerAndy
Harper: Has anyone seen my kitten?
Ford: 'burp'
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DavidH
Harper: (How did I get talked into this?)
Ford: (How did I get talked into this?)
Photographer (out of frame): (How did I get talked into this?)
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Matthew Burrows
Ford: Tell me I'm not sweating like Nixon in 1960.
Harper: You're a Ford, now shut up and grip.
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Mark Fornataro
Harper-For this photo op, you owe me come next election campaign.
Ford: that's what I was gonna say to you!
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tshicks
"Smile for the fuckers."

"Yeah, they have no clue."
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Birdy
Ford: My water just broke.
Harper: Our sacred reptile baby will live forever.
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hg
Ford: Grr, sweaty hands
Harper: Ugh, sweaty hands
hg
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Seb E DuzIt
Ford: I'm getting a boner...
Harper: Me too. This is my "excited" face.
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Natty
Ford: I dig the array of vests in your wardrobe. I hear they're very slimming?

Harper: Stick to imitating my political style and not my fashion.
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Skywalker
Harper: I'll do anything for money..
Ford: Just a little lower...
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Everett Coldwell
Ford: Why does nobody like me?

Harper: Yeah. I now exactly what you mean.



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ofoab
Harper ,Another hand-shake , Mr Creosote?
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Martin Dunphy
Harper: "Why does everybody always take an instant dislike to me?"

Ford: "It saves time."

(Apologies to Hawkeye Pierce.)
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Ellulite
HARPER: Six honey glazed...and six long johns...

FORD: No...no...three honey glazed...and nine long johns...
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Patrick C
Harper: You're doin? a heck of a job Robbie!

Ford: Thanks Mr. President.
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