Céline Dion bares her boobs and butt

As things that the average hopelessly horny teenage boy would love to get his hands on, it’s not exactly up there with Katy Perry’s boobs, Rihanna’s naked ass, or a Taylor Swift sex tape.

Still, sometimes you have to take what you can get, especially on those days when you’re stuck at that rented summer cottage where the outhouse is the first sign that you won’t be getting an Internet connection. If the latest Canadian Tire flyer isn’t quite doing it for you, you might want to take out a subscription to the travel magazine V, the latest issue of which finds a certain Canadian pop star posing topless. And, sorry, but that star isn’t Avril Lavigne, Carly Rae Jepsen, or Anne Murray.

While the 44-year-old mother of three never positioned herself as a raging sexpot, it’s Céline Dione who you’ll find in various states of undress, tastefully shot in black and white. There’s a Brigitte Bardot-esque ass shot which has her sporting black panties, a bondage-wear ensemble showing a fair bit of side boob, and, yes, a topless shot where she looks like she’s getting ready for a night waitressing at the Playboy Club.

The bad news in all of this? Those hoping to see Dion’s 70-year-old husband, René Angélil, frolicking beside her with his wedding tackle in full view will be disappointed. This photo shoot is strictly a solo affair.

Comments

12 Comments

R2

Aug 23, 2012 at 5:29pm

Unschwing....there's nothing that big mouthed Quebecois could do that I'd find sexy, blaaaah.

V...

Aug 23, 2012 at 5:43pm

...is a fashion magazine. Won't be travelling to any regions of Planet Celine either way.

Malu Austin

Aug 23, 2012 at 5:53pm

Just like the Playboy bunnies. I hope u don't delete this, but if this is Art, she forgot to think it's not really Art for those men who are going to look at her pics in the bathroom while she has 3 kids to give a good example, not this. I've been a fan for 16 years, wrote her letters, went to concerts in Canada and everywhere in the US, and have always admired her, especially because she was different from the cheap show business image. This was a big disappointment. Money and power and fame are powerful. But keep your true values is a lot more impressive, not this. I feel offended, I feel like a fool for being her fan for so long and now she behaves like Madonna, Lady Gaga and J-Lo

akvavit

Aug 23, 2012 at 6:03pm

Frightening... I can't remember ever wanting a woman to keep her clothes ON! Reminds me of those vampire movies where they start to implode after they've been staked

shoegazer

Aug 23, 2012 at 10:08pm

Amazing how some have such dislike for someone,it clouds all rational thought.Never been a big Celine Dion fan.I appreciate her vocal talents but it's just not my style.But any guy who says he wouldn't want to romp with the woman in these photos,pretty much sets himself up for the Grand Marshall of the Pride Parade.

Rapper Sue

Aug 23, 2012 at 11:15pm

I have loved Celine's music for so many years. I could listen to her for months on end. It's very disappointing to me that she would pose like this. Only one of the photos looks like here (in my opinion).

Is this something she would like her children to see? I don't think so.

John Lucas

Aug 24, 2012 at 10:49am

@ shoegazer

Trust me, I've seen her in person. "Artist may not be exactly as depicted."

akvavit

Aug 24, 2012 at 5:00pm

Just in case you're referring to me, shoegazer, the photos aren't bad since they've been photoshopped to the point where she doesn't even look like herself (good idea, BTW). But if you check out the video... well if your taste in women runs to someone who looks like she just checked out of a concentration camp, then go for it! In the meantime, if you have nothing nice to say, then STFU...

JacquaiJ

Aug 24, 2012 at 6:32pm

Celina just doesn't not have the right stuff for being in the buff. But looks gorgeous clothed. Any slim woman would.

lolz

Aug 25, 2012 at 11:04am

Can't stand her music, but she is like the futuristic cutting edge of concerts from the multi gagillions she makes doing daily Vegas shows.

When you see more ridiculous holograms of dead singers you can thank her show for that, which were the first to use and modify the technology.