Charlie Sheen to play prez in Machete sequel
Charlie Sheen, that most statesman-like of Hollywood actors, is set to play the U.S. president in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills. He’ll join Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara and Zoe Saldana in the sequel to Rodriguez’ 2010 Mexploitation classic. Rounding out the cast is Mel Gibson, who should bring a bit of class to the production.
Sheen announced earlier in the week that he planned to retire from acting once he wraps up the current season of Anger Management, but if saying one thing and doing the total fucking opposite is any kind of qualification, then he’s definitely the right guy for the role of POTUS. Meanwhile, let’s watch a bunch of people fuck with the wrong Mexican just one more time, shall we?
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