Coldplay wristbands raise fears of involuntary dance party
Walking into Rogers Arena, everyone is being instructed to take a wristband with Coldplay's name on it. Apparently this is part of the show.
I suspect it has some sort of chip in it that will enable the band to control the audience's movements through the unstoppable power of pop-rock. Sort of an involuntary dance party.
I just hope I'm able to take the damn thing off afterwards. The last thing I need is to start moving against my will every time "Clocks" comes on the radio.