Elton John calls Madonna the C-word, says "she looks like a fucking fairground stripper"

by Steve Newton on Aug 6, 2012 at 10:51 am
Elton John prepares to compliment Madonna on her latest carnival peeler look.

Holy crap! You don't wanna get on the wrong side of Elton John these days.

Last night on the Australian TV show Sunday Night the British pop legend laid into Madonna big time. Apparently he's still super-pissed at Madge for her previous criticism of Lady Gaga--who is godmother to he and husband David Furnish's 19-month-old son, Zachary.

''She's such a nightmare," said the 65-year-old singer during an interview with his old friend Molly Meldrum. "Sorry, her career's over, I can tell you that. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn't happen to a bigger cunt."

"If Madonna had any common sense," he continued, "she would have made a record like 'Ray Of Light', stayed away from the dance stuff, and just been a great pop singer, make great pop records--which she does brilliantly! But no, she had to prove that she was like... and she looks like a fucking fairground stripper. ''

Cue the opening chords of "The Bitchslapper is Back"!

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JezaBeal
Aug 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm
That's entertainment folks.

Madonna made her money by sexual shock therapy (as I call it) in the 80s and in the few years that followed.

But by no means is she a true artist. Lady Gaga, at least, writes her own and as does Elton.

Madonna, please do us a favor, retire gracefully, and allow the next generations have their time.

Cher did it with her words "And all I have to say is, ‘follow this, you bitches."



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ha
Aug 6, 2012 at 1:08 pm
You mean he called her "colorful"?
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AllisonDP
Aug 6, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Calling a woman a nasty term for "vagina" just shows that Elton John has no class.
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SPY vs SPY
Aug 6, 2012 at 6:50 pm
I think she aughtah go on tour with Cher,

Now I can think of a few really nasty names for this "Tour de Farce" -
"Wilted Old Buns - Paloozaa" being one. So go too'er folks, make your own suggested tour names.

Christ All Mighty, Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller have more OOMMPHH!!!
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uknow
Aug 6, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Pot calling the kettle black. They both look like fools
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tweet
Aug 6, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Yet no one says anything about his dreadful toupee. He looks like a twat!
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cunt
Aug 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Remember the Vagina Chronicles? They tried to get people comfortable with the term CUNT. It's a great term cunt, I love it, cause it sounds more sexual than Vagina. Vagina is like penis, both sound stupid to me. So I like cock and cunt.
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Pat Crowe
Aug 6, 2012 at 10:29 pm
Have you noticed how swollen David Burnish's ankles are?
I think he's pregnant again.
Madonna's always been a c$@t but that's her.
Elton is done too. A vegas lounge act live, now.
I hope it's Pink Floyd at the closing ceremony and not Elton.
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casual observer
Aug 6, 2012 at 11:09 pm
Aww, aging celebrities fighting. "I want to be queen". "No, I do". How pathetic!
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Ozzy
Aug 7, 2012 at 12:02 am
Madonna is shit and Lady Gaga is shittier.
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Taxpayers R Us
Aug 7, 2012 at 12:35 am
Is "Cunt" the only taboo word in GS headlines?

All of the others make it past the censors, so why not "cunt"?
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PleaseWhatever
Aug 7, 2012 at 12:40 am
Who are Elton John and Madonna?
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UrbanSurvivor
Aug 7, 2012 at 11:49 am
@JezaBeal..

Bernie Taupin wrote most of Eltons songs.
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Schadenfreude
Aug 7, 2012 at 1:50 pm
"She looks like a fucking fairground stripper. ''

I think he's giving her a compliment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3R9IpAQ6xo
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David Z
Aug 7, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Madonna is full of shit. She compared Marine Le Pen with Adolf Hitler. I'm no fan of Le Pen, but she is a democratic politician and succeeds or fails on the basis of the polls. Hitler intended to be a dictator the moment he entered politics: he was offered the chancellorship and proceeded to enact a totalitarian fascist state. If Le Pen is Hitler then I am Hitler, even though I am on the opposite side of Le Pen on nearly issue. We cannot call Madonna out on her bullshit enough: she deserves every bit of it.
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Bruce
Aug 7, 2012 at 6:42 pm
@UrbanSurvivor........WRONG! Bernie Taupin wrote the lyrics....Elton wrote all the music.
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e.a.f.
Aug 7, 2012 at 10:02 pm
Madonna is a little long in the tooth these days to be prancing around the stage/dvd/etc. She must still she think she is 25.

Tina Turner or Cheri she is not. They both continued to work until they were about 60 but did it with such flair no one would think about their age until they mentioned it.

Madonna should realize she isn't a kid anymore & acting like one doesn't work once the age has set in. The song she did with Timberline was just an example. She may feel this is the way to stay on top but a few more cloths might help. Doesn't matter how much you exercise, at some time age catches up to you & you either do it gracefully or become a joke.
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Nunya Biznis
Aug 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm
Elton and Madonna are going downhill fast but neither are dummies when it comes to manipulating media to garner attention and increase profitabilty. I bet this whole thing is a charade to keep them in the limelight for as long as possible. Cunning aray of stunts, indeed.
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R2
Aug 8, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Sounds like E J needs Jonah Falcon's 13" dong up his u know what.
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