It was bound to happen. A clever ghost writer by the name of FL Fowler has released a Fifty Shades of Grey parody cookbook containing 50 chicken recipes.
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook includes such seductive poultry preparations as Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, and Bacon-Bound Wings. If that doesn’t get you hot and bothered, what about the cheekily named Spatchcock Chicken or Mustard-Spanked Chicken?
Seeing as the holiday season is quickly approaching, this might make the perfect gift for the poultry-loving kinkster on your list. And even if this book doesn’t make it onto your kitchen table, it may just make you rethink the way you truss your chicken.
Here’s the trailer for the book. That young, free-run chicken didn’t stand a chance.
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