Five things I won’t miss about using TransLink

Since moving to within walking distance of the Straight’s office, I’ve been relishing my TransLink-free daily commute. A 20-minute-long walk instead of wanting to bash someone over the head with my trusty umbrella? Yes please! And as a veteran of the SkyTrain and 99 B-Line route for many years, I’ve got my fair share of gripes with the transit authority and the people who use it. Here’s a short list of what I’m really, really not missing at the moment, in no particular order.

Line cutters
If I didn’t let my partner cut in front of me in the lineup for Marvel’s The Avengers, what chance do you think you have?

People who stand in the doorway
You know that if you don’t move out of the way, I’m going to shove you extra hard, right?

Double-wide strollers
Your kid is not nearly fat enough to need that much space, trust me.

The state of patrons’ personal hygiene
Please, for the love of all that’s decent, learn how to use soap and deodorant. Also, perfume and cologne aren’t substitutes for a shower.

Periodic SkyTrain stoppages
Because leaves on the track are deadly serious, don’t you know.

Feel free to add your own gripes in in the comments section below.

Follow Jennie Ramstad on Twitter at twitter.com/jennieramstad.

How do you feel about TransLink services?

Very satisfied 7%
24 votes
Satisfied 16%
56 votes
Somewhat satisfied 17%
60 votes
Neutral 7%
24 votes
Somewhat dissatisfied 13%
46 votes
Dissatisfied 16%
56 votes
Very dissatisfied 14%
50 votes
I don't use TransLink services 9%
32 votes
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VancouverPL
One thing I won't miss when I finally leave Vancouver:

People complaining about every single little thing including an excellent transit service which allows for people to live in reasonably affordable areas while STILL being able to endless complain about the weather in Vancouver.
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Please, Please, Please
Really ?

Four of your "whines" have nothing to do with Translink. Line cutting, hygiene, strollers, and idiots in the doorway are a passenger behavioural problem.

How, exactly, do you expect Trankslink to stop people from being morons ?



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I Heart Translink
I can appreciate your frustration but....

Maybe you should move again - this time to Toronto - where the transit isn't nearly as lovely. We find the majority of bus drivers here in Vancouver to be very kind, the skytrain is very clean,
and the truth is people will be jerks no matter where you are or how you get to work.

try adding something positive to the world by listing all the thing you will enjoy instead of dumping on public transit when your real problem is other people like you.

ps; consider reading some self help on anger management.if you were a dude we would all be a bit distressed at your violent rant

"wanting to bash someone over the head with my trusty umbrella"
"You know that if you don’t move out of the way, I’m going to shove you extra hard"
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oh, transit shills
These commenters must be kidding. Riding transit in Vancouver is an unabridged nightmare! Overcrowded, unexplained delays, pass-ups galore, an unexplainable schedule for the #20 wherein you'll wait half an hour and then three buses show up all at once.

The Skytrain is totally the worst of all; people are rude and pushy and never get out of your way or even pretend to act like grownups. When I was riding it regularly, there would be at least three mornings a week where we'd be stuck on the tracks outside a platform for at least 10 minutes.

And to I Heart Translink? She did add something positive to the world.... positively FUNNY! Have a sense of humour, yo!
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Well
I guess this could be said of any mass transit system, so I'm not sure where the provider fits into this, though I personally have gripes about Translink and the way it's run (into the ground).

But, a mass transit system where it's never crowded... isn't that an oxymoron? What would a mass transit system be without, uh, masses of people? Sometimes, they get in the way, I guess... but name the system worldwide where that doesn't happen. As for smells and hygeine... well, give India, or, well, anywhere else a try. I remember riding the tram into Rome daily and that was just an armpit poutpourri.

As for line cutters... Christ, if you have ever been absolutely anywhere else in the world, you would know that Vancouver is a model of civility when it comes to lines. PEOPLE ACTUALLY BOTHER HERE. Just try lining up in fucking Beijing... or Eastern Europe... you'll learn a quick lesson in what it means to be a fucking barnyard animal. I think only Britain and Germany are comparable for line respect.

And Skytrain stoppages, well... you're just spoiled. That's about the only skytrain delay someone can not predict. Try shootings and robberies as in some US cities or, moreso, South America: imagine that tunnel leading out of Granville station as a gauntlet full of monsters that you have to run in a group, and if someone dops off to the predators, don't look back, just go, go! You've made it to work today!

All that said, I no longer ride mass transit and the absolute absence of these daiy hassles has me a lot happier as well. I think that was your point.

My personal gripe about our system is that, when you don't want to look around at people on the Canada Line, and you look out the window, you look like a fucking idiot, because you're just looking at a wall. Watch people looking out that window sometimes... who are they trying to fool?
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Anton
I never get why people run like crazed maniacs to make a train that they'll never make when there is another one coming in 2 minutes... And the way people stand nearly pressed up to the door before it opens and block the people trying to get out.
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Natty
I agree, you've focused too much on passengers. How about:

-Expensive fares
- Bus drivers letting homeless people ride the bus for free. This can be especially exciting when the person is mentally ill and/or abusing substances
- Bus drivers packing people into buses like sardines in a tin.
-Re-routed stop pattern due to construction (and not informing riders until the last moment)
-Asshole transit police who are rude to old ladies and students
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Another thing
People who talk loudly on their mobiles so the whole train or bus has to hear about their screwed up life. Wait until you get home.
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Steve Newton
As an innocent bystander I once got sprayed directly in the eyes with dog repellent by a B.C. transit bus driver overreacting to a potential skirmish at the back of the bus. Who can top that?
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Martin Dunphy
He knew a pretty shady-looking character when he saw one, Newt.
Preemptive strike, if you ask me.
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I am Tired of....
the anxiety transit brings out in people. You can feel the energy build. It is not so much the transit system, it is the riders. I've had people run right into me full on to get to a door and they show little courtesy for people vacating the train. You get to Burnaby during the a.m. rush and you pretty much prepare yourself for the worst. I don't get it either because the trains run frequently, however, I suppose people run themselves behind schedule and then all hell breaks loose...sometimes it is calm and sometime it is just intense........AND the bus service outside of downtown needs to be addressed as once you transfer to the bus - it is very much like being packed into a sardine can for some routes. Overcrowding due to a lack of service where service is required. They load too many people on and then there is no room for people to get on at future stops and it is difficult for people to get off. If they are going to build out in the suburbs and they are urging people to move there then they have to keep up with the numbers who reside out there. I connect onto the 319 out of Scott Road and it is in dire need of a reboot during the evening rush hours - and they are building more condos on Scott Road so it may become even more of a problem? I overheard the driver tell someone that it was the Mayor of Surrey who denied more funding for transit on this line. In a bigger picture, I think this is a small problem compared to other societies and that is what calms my opinions down and I know I have to tolerate all the smells and poor manners that come with transit.
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Ms.Title
I think this blog was mistitled and was misleading because of it. A more suitable name would have been "Things I won’t miss about TransLink Passengers" or "What I hate about riding the bus." On a related note, your blog topic is a wonderful idea for a grade three writing activity!
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