Five things I won’t miss about using TransLink
Since moving to within walking distance of the Straight’s office, I’ve been relishing my TransLink-free daily commute. A 20-minute-long walk instead of wanting to bash someone over the head with my trusty umbrella? Yes please! And as a veteran of the SkyTrain and 99 B-Line route for many years, I’ve got my fair share of gripes with the transit authority and the people who use it. Here’s a short list of what I’m really, really not missing at the moment, in no particular order.
Line cutters
If I didn’t let my partner cut in front of me in the lineup for Marvel’s The Avengers, what chance do you think you have?
People who stand in the doorway
You know that if you don’t move out of the way, I’m going to shove you extra hard, right?
Double-wide strollers
Your kid is not nearly fat enough to need that much space, trust me.
The state of patrons’ personal hygiene
Please, for the love of all that’s decent, learn how to use soap and deodorant. Also, perfume and cologne aren’t substitutes for a shower.
Periodic SkyTrain stoppages
Because leaves on the track are deadly serious, don’t you know.
Feel free to add your own gripes in in the comments section below.
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People complaining about every single little thing including an excellent transit service which allows for people to live in reasonably affordable areas while STILL being able to endless complain about the weather in Vancouver.
Four of your "whines" have nothing to do with Translink. Line cutting, hygiene, strollers, and idiots in the doorway are a passenger behavioural problem.
How, exactly, do you expect Trankslink to stop people from being morons ?
Maybe you should move again - this time to Toronto - where the transit isn't nearly as lovely. We find the majority of bus drivers here in Vancouver to be very kind, the skytrain is very clean,
and the truth is people will be jerks no matter where you are or how you get to work.
try adding something positive to the world by listing all the thing you will enjoy instead of dumping on public transit when your real problem is other people like you.
ps; consider reading some self help on anger management.if you were a dude we would all be a bit distressed at your violent rant
"wanting to bash someone over the head with my trusty umbrella"
"You know that if you don’t move out of the way, I’m going to shove you extra hard"
The Skytrain is totally the worst of all; people are rude and pushy and never get out of your way or even pretend to act like grownups. When I was riding it regularly, there would be at least three mornings a week where we'd be stuck on the tracks outside a platform for at least 10 minutes.
And to I Heart Translink? She did add something positive to the world.... positively FUNNY! Have a sense of humour, yo!
But, a mass transit system where it's never crowded... isn't that an oxymoron? What would a mass transit system be without, uh, masses of people? Sometimes, they get in the way, I guess... but name the system worldwide where that doesn't happen. As for smells and hygeine... well, give India, or, well, anywhere else a try. I remember riding the tram into Rome daily and that was just an armpit poutpourri.
As for line cutters... Christ, if you have ever been absolutely anywhere else in the world, you would know that Vancouver is a model of civility when it comes to lines. PEOPLE ACTUALLY BOTHER HERE. Just try lining up in fucking Beijing... or Eastern Europe... you'll learn a quick lesson in what it means to be a fucking barnyard animal. I think only Britain and Germany are comparable for line respect.
And Skytrain stoppages, well... you're just spoiled. That's about the only skytrain delay someone can not predict. Try shootings and robberies as in some US cities or, moreso, South America: imagine that tunnel leading out of Granville station as a gauntlet full of monsters that you have to run in a group, and if someone dops off to the predators, don't look back, just go, go! You've made it to work today!
All that said, I no longer ride mass transit and the absolute absence of these daiy hassles has me a lot happier as well. I think that was your point.
My personal gripe about our system is that, when you don't want to look around at people on the Canada Line, and you look out the window, you look like a fucking idiot, because you're just looking at a wall. Watch people looking out that window sometimes... who are they trying to fool?
-Expensive fares
- Bus drivers letting homeless people ride the bus for free. This can be especially exciting when the person is mentally ill and/or abusing substances
- Bus drivers packing people into buses like sardines in a tin.
-Re-routed stop pattern due to construction (and not informing riders until the last moment)
-Asshole transit police who are rude to old ladies and students
Preemptive strike, if you ask me.