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I cheat at Words With Friends. (And still lose most games.)

I enjoyed meeting you!

Hi.we met at cactus club coal harbor. your Name is Courtney. Mine is Chris. you work with my friend Jamie. I saw you last Wednesday. your last day there. your gonna be working...

My first boyfriend took advantage of me and I want an apology

Twenty-one-year-old female here. When we were both 14, my first boyfriend took advantage of me.

Hey bitch! Here's Shit Girls Say to Gay Guys (plus Shit Straight Guys Say to Gay Guys and more)

by Craig Takeuchi on Jan 9, 2012 at 10:25 am

Okay, so like after Shit Girls Say went viral, you knew it was coming.

There's now Shit Vegans Say, Shit Yogis Say, Shit Black Girls Say, Shit Gay Guys Say, Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls, Shit White Girls Say to Arab Girls, and even Shit Sri Lankan Mothers Say (Shit Asian Mothers Say is Amy Chua's book Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother). And endless more, ad nauseum.

So to add to the stinking pile, here's Shit Girls Say to Gay Guys, or what straight girls say to us sassy gay BFFs who are practically a girl who they've always wanted.

Do you think it's FIERCE? Or like so gay?

But straight guys aren't being left out either.

Ever had a straight male friend who inquired about the technical aspects of your sex life? You might be able to relate to this.

Oh hey, and there we are: just found Shit Straight Girls Say to Lesbians.

Can any female readers relate to this?

Well, we're still waiting for Shit Rick Santorum Says to His Boyfriend (which will probably appear in the next few minutes).

In the meantime to tide you over, here's Shit Cats Say:

You can follow Craig Takeuchi on Twitter at twitter.com/cinecraig. You can also follow the Straight's LGBT coverage on Twitter at twitter.com/StraightLGBT.