Insane person seeks to break completely disgusting record at Playland

Wanna see a man pull a four-tonne truck? How about if he pulls a four-tonne truck with meathooks stuck in his back?

If this sounds interesting to you, get thee to Playland next Tuesday (October 25) when Burnaby Q. Orbax of the Monsters of Schlock daredevil-comedy team will attempt to break the world record for, well, pulling a four-tonne truck with meathooks in his back.

Yes, there is apparently an existing record for this. Orbax (no relation to Jerry) has to cover a full 107 meters before he gets the thumbs-up from an appalled looking Guinness representative monitoring the event.

Orbax and his partner Sweet Pepper Klopek are performing at this year’s Fright Nights at Playland.

Check out the video below to see one or both of them stapling things to their foreheads, French kissing a mouse trap, and busting cinder blocks on their groin with a sledgehammer.

Orbax makes his attempt at 2:00pm, at Gate 11.