Kate Winslet marries Richard Branson's nephew

I thought celebrity interviewer Nardwuar the Human Serviette had a funny name. But it doesn't make me laugh as much as the surname of Kate Winslet's new husband.

According to People magazine, she secretly wed Ned Rocknroll. Yup, that's his legal last name.

Rocknroll, 34, was orginally born with the extremely boring surname of Smith. I can understand why he dumped it.

Rocknroll works for uncle Richard Branson's company, Virgin Galactic, which shuttles rich people into space.

Last year, Winslet saved Branson's mother's life when she was caught in a burning house. Somehow, I doubt she'll start calling herself Kate Rocknroll.

Maybe one day, Nardwuar can catch up to Winslet and ask her if this was ever under consideration.

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Peggy-Sue
And, the brits STILL can't Rock And Roll, and they stopped trying in the early 1980's under sheer duress of their having never gotten it right.
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