Kelly Ripa has reportedly chosen a football player, Michael Strahan, as cohost

The New York Daily News says that Kelly Ripa's new cohost will be a former New York Giants defensive end named Michael Strahan.

Expect to hear all about it on the entertainment shows flooding the airwaves.

I'm sure that some of you are probably wondering: "Who's Kelly Ripa? Who's Michael Strahan? And why should I care?"

Here's the answer—the next time Regis pops up on Dave Letterman's show, you'll know what the hell they're talking about.

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