Los Angeles fuck films about to feature a whole lot less bareback riding

If you love fuck films, but for some reason are morally opposed to consenting adults using a rubber, you won’t be happy with the lastest news from the porno capital of the world.

Los Angeles city council has just voted in favour of an ordinance which would require adult film performers to use condoms in their sex scenes. Under the rule, which is expected to be signed into law, filmmakers will be denied permits to shoot movies unless they agree to have their actors use condoms.

In an interview with National Public Radio, Vivid Entertainment adult film director Tristan Taormino suggested that the law would make it difficult for those in front of the camera. “Some of these people are having intercourse for maybe two hours, and they could be doing that maybe 20 days a month,” she said.

In what will be confirmed by anyone whose ever wrapped their weiner in a three-sizes-too-small sausage casing, she added that discomfort might become an issue during such marathons.

Taormino also noted that scenes take longer to shoot with condoms, no doubt because it’s like taking a shower in a raincoat. For the truly horrific implications of that, imagine this: all of a sudden having to fuck Ron Jeremy for four hours instead of two.

The AIDS Healthcare Foundation has played a major role in lobbying for the use of condoms in adult films in L.A., arguing that sexually transmitted diseases are rampant in the industry. At present, performers are tested for AIDS every 30 days.

L.A. city council has acknowledged that enforcing the use of condoms in adult films won’t be easy. City staff has been instructed to assemble a group of police and health workers, their goal being to come up with a way ensure that performers are putting on the latex.

Presumably, it’s the big-budget players that are going to be hurt by this the most. You no doubt need a permit to film major productions like Pirates II: Stagnetti’s revenge starring Sasha Grey, Belladonnna, and Tommy Gunn. On the other hand, no one gets a permit for those films where five guys in a dirty parkade bang away at some poor chick wearing a paper mache donkey head.

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