Man with giant penis stopped by airport security

When you're walking around with what's reputed to be the world's largest penis, you can encounter some unexpected problems.

Like when you go through airport security.

The U.K.–based Daily Star has reported that Jonah Falcon was recently hassled by officials at San Francisco International Airport who suspected him of smuggling a package in his trousers.

They were so worried about explosives that they threw powder around his crotch area.

"But the guard who frisked him had merely come across the 41-year-old's impressive phallus," the paper reported. "The well-endowed American's penis is 9 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect."

In a 1999 television documentary, it was declared to be the world's largest. Falcon has pledged to wear Lycra when going through airport security in the future.

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Pat Crowe
They should be more concerned with the worlds largest vagina.
Octomom!
Trauma and PTSD counseling for airport security fer sure.
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lone voice of dissent...
Oh to have this issue...
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the beloved 'John Redcorn'
Having the worlds 2nd biggest penis this happens to me too from time to time.
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R2
Headline is wrong should be 'Giant penis with man stopped by airport security'
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earlnelly
watch the vid, Pat. she's tighter than a russian gymnast.
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Schlonge
Maybe they stopped him because he was acting like a big dick.
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Me jealous
Wonder if it was a hot looking female guard, Mr. Falcon would of been lucky.
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It all works out
when the biggest penis is stopped by the biggest assholes
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VictorFG
Poor little fella!
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BoTheIceman
How many times did they make him go through pat down? Was there a line of TSA agents waiting to verify the call?? 8)
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The Duchess
He has promised to wear lycra? What was he wearing before? Aluminum? Steel?
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DavidH
Given the size of airline washrooms, there's no way he would have that much "clearance" to pee. I assume that he has to stand in the aisle and aim carefully?
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R2
Hey Dubya your weapon of mass destruction has finally been located.
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Dumb.
This is the stupidest news story ever.
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Anon
Hahahah! I love it how they give the measurements at the end--because you know damn well everyone wants to know how big the monster is!
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uknow
I hate it when that happens
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@R2
Luvya Dubya comment!
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Dorothy D
So how did they manage to measure it erect?
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Dirk Diggler
Tell me about it
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loopee
that's not the biggest.....saw a male stripper many years ago and his penis, when flacid, reached his knees....have no clue what it was like when erect....if it even could considering how much blood it would require to make it erect......
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