Man with giant penis stopped by airport security

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When you're walking around with what's reputed to be the world's largest penis, you can encounter some unexpected problems.

Like when you go through airport security.

The U.K.–based Daily Star has reported that Jonah Falcon was recently hassled by officials at San Francisco International Airport who suspected him of smuggling a package in his trousers.

They were so worried about explosives that they threw powder around his crotch area.

"But the guard who frisked him had merely come across the 41-year-old's impressive phallus," the paper reported. "The well-endowed American's penis is 9 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect."

In a 1999 television documentary, it was declared to be the world's largest. Falcon has pledged to wear Lycra when going through airport security in the future.

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Pat Crowe

Jul 29, 2012 at 7:03pm

They should be more concerned with the worlds largest vagina.
Octomom!
Trauma and PTSD counseling for airport security fer sure.

lone voice of dissent...

Jul 30, 2012 at 12:57am

Oh to have this issue...

the beloved 'John Redcorn'

Jul 30, 2012 at 2:53am

Having the worlds 2nd biggest penis this happens to me too from time to time.

10 8 Rating: +2

R2

Jul 30, 2012 at 7:31am

Headline is wrong should be 'Giant penis with man stopped by airport security'

earlnelly

Jul 30, 2012 at 9:11am

watch the vid, Pat. she's tighter than a russian gymnast.

9 13 Rating: -4

Schlonge

Jul 30, 2012 at 12:00pm

Maybe they stopped him because he was acting like a big dick.

13 7 Rating: +6

Me jealous

Jul 30, 2012 at 2:40pm

Wonder if it was a hot looking female guard, Mr. Falcon would of been lucky.

12 9 Rating: +3

It all works out

Jul 31, 2012 at 12:47am

when the biggest penis is stopped by the biggest assholes

VictorFG

Jul 31, 2012 at 3:08am

Poor little fella!

BoTheIceman

Jul 31, 2012 at 11:42am

How many times did they make him go through pat down? Was there a line of TSA agents waiting to verify the call?? 8)

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