When you're walking around with what's reputed to be the world's largest penis, you can encounter some unexpected problems.
Like when you go through airport security.
The U.K.–based Daily Star has reported that Jonah Falcon was recently hassled by officials at San Francisco International Airport who suspected him of smuggling a package in his trousers.
They were so worried about explosives that they threw powder around his crotch area.
"But the guard who frisked him had merely come across the 41-year-old's impressive phallus," the paper reported. "The well-endowed American's penis is 9 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect."
In a 1999 television documentary, it was declared to be the world's largest. Falcon has pledged to wear Lycra when going through airport security in the future.