Man with giant penis stopped by airport security

by Charlie Smith on Jul 29, 2012 at 5:34 pm
Life isn't always easy for Jonah Falcon.
JAF 1970

When you're walking around with what's reputed to be the world's largest penis, you can encounter some unexpected problems.

Like when you go through airport security.

The U.K.–based Daily Star has reported that Jonah Falcon was recently hassled by officials at San Francisco International Airport who suspected him of smuggling a package in his trousers.

They were so worried about explosives that they threw powder around his crotch area.

"But the guard who frisked him had merely come across the 41-year-old's impressive phallus," the paper reported. "The well-endowed American's penis is 9 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect."

In a 1999 television documentary, it was declared to be the world's largest. Falcon has pledged to wear Lycra when going through airport security in the future.

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Pat Crowe
Jul 29, 2012 at 7:03 pm
They should be more concerned with the worlds largest vagina.
Octomom!
Trauma and PTSD counseling for airport security fer sure.
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lone voice of dissent...
Jul 30, 2012 at 12:57 am
Oh to have this issue...
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the beloved 'John Redcorn'
Jul 30, 2012 at 2:53 am
Having the worlds 2nd biggest penis this happens to me too from time to time.
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R2
Jul 30, 2012 at 7:31 am
Headline is wrong should be 'Giant penis with man stopped by airport security'
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earlnelly
Jul 30, 2012 at 9:11 am
watch the vid, Pat. she's tighter than a russian gymnast.
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Schlonge
Jul 30, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Maybe they stopped him because he was acting like a big dick.
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Me jealous
Jul 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Wonder if it was a hot looking female guard, Mr. Falcon would of been lucky.
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It all works out
Jul 31, 2012 at 12:47 am
when the biggest penis is stopped by the biggest assholes
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VictorFG
Jul 31, 2012 at 3:08 am
Poor little fella!
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BoTheIceman
Jul 31, 2012 at 11:42 am
How many times did they make him go through pat down? Was there a line of TSA agents waiting to verify the call?? 8)
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The Duchess
Jul 31, 2012 at 1:16 pm
He has promised to wear lycra? What was he wearing before? Aluminum? Steel?
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DavidH
Jul 31, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Given the size of airline washrooms, there's no way he would have that much "clearance" to pee. I assume that he has to stand in the aisle and aim carefully?
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R2
Jul 31, 2012 at 5:58 pm
Hey Dubya your weapon of mass destruction has finally been located.
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Dumb.
Aug 1, 2012 at 3:14 am
This is the stupidest news story ever.
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Anon
Aug 1, 2012 at 8:00 am
Hahahah! I love it how they give the measurements at the end--because you know damn well everyone wants to know how big the monster is!
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uknow
Aug 1, 2012 at 6:55 pm
I hate it when that happens
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@R2
Aug 1, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Luvya Dubya comment!
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Dorothy D
Aug 2, 2012 at 7:32 pm
So how did they manage to measure it erect?
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Dirk Diggler
Aug 2, 2012 at 7:52 pm
Tell me about it
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loopee
Aug 3, 2012 at 3:50 am
that's not the biggest.....saw a male stripper many years ago and his penis, when flacid, reached his knees....have no clue what it was like when erect....if it even could considering how much blood it would require to make it erect......
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