Naked Lindsay Lohan Playboy cover leaks early

Can’t wait to get your hands—well, your left hand, at least—on the upcoming issue of Playboy featuring all-around party girl Lindsay Lohan? Well, you’ll be happy to hear that the cover has leaked on the web.

Consider that a sign of the times. Back in the day, you had to wait weeks to head to the corner store in a trenchcoat whenever Penthouse or Playboy would choose to titillate the world with nude photos of Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, or Miss America Vanessa Williams. Now such celebrity scores are splashed all over the intraweb the second they roll off the printing press.

Lohan appears in the January/February of the magazine that your dad used to buy “for the articles”, and then spend hours slamming the ham to instead. The cover finds the often-imprisoned former child star straddling a bunny chair, the ears of Playboy’s famous mascot positioned to hide her—let’s face it—major-league yaboos. The inside spread will have Lohan channelling Marilyn Monroe which, admittedly, sounds more tasteful than recreating every scene from Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail. Not to mention every red-snapper upskirt shot of her drunkenly climbing out of limos in the ’00s.


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Humina Humina.....but ain't she a Lesbot? What a shame.
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GOT
'Tales of drunken debauchery might make for prime office gossip, but alcohol does more than cause stumbling and slurred speech. It can also cause lasting damage to the brain.'
Holy cow! Gail Johnson's article in the Straight (Dec 6) couldn't be more timely! Wonder if Lindsay knows she did this...
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bowser
Wake me when her 15 minutes are over.
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Buttsecks
@bowser she's had an incredibly long 15 minutes.
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John Lucas
So.... uh... you know it was more than just the cover that leaked, right? http://incilin.tumblr.com/post/13975075891/wereofftoseethewizard-so-beau...
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