Pete Townshend suggests Jagger's puny penis is actually a massive meat-wand

Evidently, rumours of Mick Jagger’s twanger being the size of a pickled gherkin are greatly exaggerated, at least according to the Who’s Pete Townshend.

Those who are obsessed by such things might remember Rolling Stones guitarist and walking cadaver Keith Richards commenting on the substandardness of Jagger’s unit in his 2010 biography Life. In the book, Richards suggests that the Rolling Stones’ frontman has a “tiny todger”.

This claim has now been disputed by Townshend.

In a news conference earlier today to announce a tour for the Who’s iconic 1973 rock album Quadrophenia, Townshend suggested that, far from having a teeny tallywacker, Jagger in fact possesses a mammoth joy prong that falls somewhere between Ron Jeremy and Mandingo.

“What I remember of the size of Mick Jagger’s penis—I remember it as being huge and extremely tasty,” the guitarist said.

In related news that no one really cares about, Townshend and Who singer Roger Daltry will do a 36-date North American tour for Quadrophenia, the band’s rock opera to be performed in its entirety. The swing will start November 1st in Sunrise, Florida, and finish up on February 26 in Providence, Rhode Island. Unless, that is, one of the Who’s two surviving founding members drops dead in a hotel room after doing too much coke with a stripper-turned-groupie.

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