Reality TV show looking for the next superstar DJ

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      Confirming that the world now officially sucks, the casting company responsible for bringing together the orange-hued denizens of Jersey Shore (what, you thought they were actually friends in real life?) is seeking the biggest douchebags and skanks operating in the lucrative sphere of electronic dance music.

      Or at least that's who we can safely assume Doron Ofir Casting is looking for, based on a track record that also includes Paris Hilton: My New BFF, A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, and REHAB With Dr. Drew. You pretty much have to be a flaming asshole to appear on any of those programs, so there's no reason to suspect the company is looking for anything different to populate Superstar DJ (working title), which is being touted as "the first ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC reality/competition show".

      Those interested in participating can fill out an application at the EDM Casting website. The questions there are pretty mundane, but if you really want to stand out, try to find somewhere to work in that anecdote about the time you snorted a line of powdered Flintstones vitamins off of Sonny Moore's erect, uh, stylus.

      Be sure to read the fine print, though! Because you'll be signing off on letting the show's producers use your "name, voice and likeness, in any manner and for any purposes (including the Project and in any related or derivative versions and/or uses of the Project) in all media now known or hereafter devised throughout the world in perpetuity for no compensation". In other words, even if you don't get selected to be on the show, they can still use your voice and image for all eternity without paying you a cent. If, on the other hand, you plan to divulge any confidential info about Superstar DJ (working title) to anyone, anywhere, ever, you'd better have $3 million to cough up.

      Good luck! And may you join the esteemed pantheon of reality show stars who are also DJs, including such respected EDM artistes as Pauly D and Paris Hilton.