I'm pretty awesome at multi-tasking but splayin' for the 69 is, in my opinion, a waste of time.
Sacha Baron Cohen's Dictator threatens Academy Awards with "unimaginable consequences"
The humourless Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences has told Sacha Baron Cohen he cannot walk the red carpet in character as Admiral General Aladeen, the hero of his upcoming film The Dictator. So the Dictator is fighting back, raining fear upon the "Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Zionists".





"MOTION PICTURE ACADEMY OF ARTS AND ZIONISTS"
It's a great joke from a Jewish Guy, so get over it.
If he was Canadian, the human rights tribunal would attack him endlessly, steal as much cash from him as possible, then ban him from performing comedy, like they did to Guy Earle.