Sarah Palin says Barack Obama needs a bigger wang
Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin told all her Facebook friends today that Obama’s tiny dink is ruining America.
"America can’t afford any more 'leading from behind' in such a dangerous world," wrote Palin, who’s widely held to be an idiot. "We already know that President Obama likes to 'speak softly' to our enemies. If he doesn’t have a 'big stick' to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one."
See what she did there? Ironically, the O-Man has ceded America’s sovereignty to corporate, financial, and defense interests at a rate that his predecessor could only marvel at. If Palin’s grasp of political science is correct, then presumably W.’s micro-penis barely clears the event horizon of his muff.
Related—Palin is reportedly hung like a motherfucker, she might even be Jon Hamm-sized.
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