Scarlett Johansson naked pics hit the web, proving there is a God

Well, evidently sometimes dreams do come true.

For some unrepentant perverts, the long, lingering, loving shot of Scarlett Johansson’s panty-clad ass at the beginning of Lost in Translation has never been enough. If you are one of them, get ready to fire up that search engine on the Intraweeb.

According to TMZ, hackers have cracked the accounts of up to 50 A-List actresses, unearthing all sorts of nude photos. Among the most highly prized of those photos are ones purporting to be shots of Johanssen in her birthday suit. (We've included a SFW version here). TMZ is also reporting that the actress is dealing with the FBI over the matter, which, presumably means that every FBI agent in America is currently searching the Web for “evidence”.

That’s right, after years of punching “Scarlett Johansson + naked” into Netscape Navigator and getting nothing, you are actually going to get the chance to see Scarlett Johansson buck naked. Unless, of course, what’s really circulating on the Web this morning is her head photo-shopped onto the body of Wendy Whoppers, which is what happened when, umm, this person that we know last searched for, in no particular order, “Scarlett Johansson + in the raw”, “Scarlett Johansson + gets her ya-yas out”, and “Scarlett Johansson + doing it with a guy who looks just like me”.

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