Selena Gomez can stick her glow stick instructions up her ass in Vancouver

by Adrian Mack on Oct 14, 2011 at 8:37 pm

Selena Gomez just told us all to twirl our glow sticks round and round, but I’m going with an up-and-down motion because nobody tells me what the fuck to do. Not even Justin Bieber.

(Adrian Mack is filing items of interest from Selena Gomez’s concert at Roger’s Arena. Be sure to keep your kids up all night so they can enjoy his review fresh when it goes live sometime around 4 a.m.)

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Adam Brant
Oct 14, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Atrocious journalistic integrity. The Straight should've mortified for publishing this worthless rant.
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Tom Everitt
Oct 14, 2011 at 10:31 pm
Classy post. Journalism grad?
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astro
Oct 14, 2011 at 10:58 pm
get a grip, if you don't like it, ignore it. Next time do a review.
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Taxpayers R Us
Oct 15, 2011 at 1:02 am
If you don't like it, don't read it.

The Straight's a pretty open minded paper, and if any of the journalists feel the need to express their opinion in the paper, they're more than free to do so. No one's forcing you to read it.
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Pat Crowe
Oct 15, 2011 at 11:33 am
Yah, tweenways!
They're not just glowstix, but magic probes too!

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bowser
Oct 15, 2011 at 12:33 pm
I got no problem with this jerkwad doing whatever he wants to with his glowstick. But really, why the hostility?? Someone needs some serious counseling.
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Writer is a sod
Oct 15, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Hey bub,

The potty mouth gig might work in certain vile circles, but not the public at large. Go talk to your mommy and ask her to clean your mouth out with soap, twit.
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shoegazer
Oct 15, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Hey astro,didn't you read the blurb? Nobody tells Adrian Mack what the fuck to do. :)
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Alberta Dave
Oct 15, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Yeah the Gomez glow stick can probably fit where you want it to go, along with a few others, but she isn't the worst offender. There's always Ozzy, who spends more time trying to get the crowd worked up than he does singing lyrics. It's non-stop "I love you" and "make some noise" and urging everyone to stand up and headbang. He hasn't got it through his mangled septuagenarian brain that folks come to his concerts specifically because they can headbang and scream their gills out. Why do they need to be told what to do?
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suck it
Nov 1, 2011 at 1:05 pm
hahahahahaha up and down ...I'm sure she knows all about that motion .
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