The Young Marrieds is a hardcore porno movie made in Hollywood in 1971, but it's so much more than that.

It's also the last ever film known to be directed by Ed Wood Jr., the cross-dressing man of destiny who gave us Plan 9 From Outer Space. For that reason alone, The Young Marrieds is already more important, historically, than—I dunno—Life of Pi.

He's the boy next door with wood you can set your watch to, but this is the clip that'll probably put James Deen over the top with strictly het dudes who love long solos.

When guitarist Joseph Blood handed the XXX star a copy of local band Bend Sinister's Small Fame on the set of a porno movie—or so the story goes—Deen liked it so much that he agreed to make a brilliant ass of himself in the video for "Quest for Love".

There's no word on whether Blood slipped Deen a CD copy of the album, or if he has a 12 inch.

 

If you thought that an earlier Craigslist-originated request for Star Trek roleplay was weird, you might want to stop reading here.

According to a post on the casual encounters section of Craigslist, an avid Game of Thrones fan in New Orleans is looking to get into some steamy adventures on the Iron Throne.

Billboards have appeared in China's Hunan Province asking people to stop blackmailing the government with photoshopped porno images.

Thirty-seven suspects from four different gangs were recently arrested in Shuangfeng County for the crime. Hunan TV reported that they got away with over $7 million CAD after digitally adding hard-working party officials into three-ways and bisexual double penetration scenarios (using my imagination a little here).

The long lost Vancouver-lensed XXX feature Sexcula is getting its first theatrical screening since 1974—but not here. 

In advance of its DVD release on April 9 through Impulse Pictures, the legendary horror-porno—which was made with CFDC tax credits back when the world was a much simpler and happier and dirtier place—will screen for one night only at the Big Picture Cinema on Gerrard, in Toronto. 

Sexcula was thought to be lost forever until Canuxploitation's Paul Corupe found a copy at Library and Archives Canada.

Former porn star Harry Reems has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer and emphysema  He was 65.

Along with John Holmes and Jamie Gillis—who passed away in 2010—Reems was the most visible male star from the “golden era” of ‘70s adult film, and easily the one with the best mustache.

Among his 130 or so movies, the best known included The Devil in Miss Jones (1973) and the brutal ‘sickie’ Forced Entry, in which he played a psychotic Vietnam War vet. 

But Reems will always be most strongly associated with Deep Throat—partly because of the impact of the 1972 film and partly because his involvement led to a conviction for conspiracy to distribute obscenity across state lines.

Readers opening up copies of British author Adrian Bailey's Otherworld got quite a shock recently.

The book (printed by U.S.-based firm McNaughton and Gunn) was originally supposed to tell the story of a man who is working in the British Library when he discovers a secret book that explores local legends and folktales. However, eager readers soon discovered that as a result of a printing error, the children's book in fact contained 20 pages of erotic short stories about lesbians.

A man in Racine, Wisconsin, recently went a little too far in expressing his love of the written word.

Last Wednesday (March 13), a Racine Public Library employee caught 20-year-old Tyree S. Carter openly masturbating with his pants down. When apprised that the police were called, Carter said he had no idea anything was wrong. However, he soon apologized, saying it was the first time he had ever done something like that.

Carter was later charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour and disorderly conduct. 

Let’s face it: no matter what our sexual orientation, we’ve all stuck things up our asses. Based on a small sampling of those standing in line at the West Broadway Starbucks 10 minutes ago, favoured objects of insertion include fingers, unpeeled carrots with the green stem attached, Barbie Doll heads, Rhea Pearlman, and “none of your fucking business”.

Could the answer to ending same-sex marriage debates around the world lie in getting more straight men to watch porn?

It appears to be that way. According to a study published in the journal Communication Research by two American professors, gay people may actually benefit from all the time that straight men spend watching Stoya and Sasha Grey.

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