Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught reading while driving, media misses most important detail
So, Rob Ford allegedly got caught reading behind the wheel of his car. But what's the big deal?
He just spent two nights in the hospital, so obviously he's busy attempting to get caught up on his Very Important Work, like refusing three-percent raises. And with those new Google smartcars, soon it's not like anyone will need to know how to drive anyway.
Honestly, the most important detail of this story is getting lost in the frantic media spin, which is Rob Ford knows how to read.
He's literate, y'all!
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