Vancouver's Invoke Media helps the Onion spoof the Magic 8-Ball

Is the Onion Magic Answer Ball worth 99 cents?

"Try again when you’re not such a whiny bitch."

Such are the answers you can glean from this new iPhone fortune-telling app, developed by the Onion with Vancouver's Invoke Media.

This snarky parody of the classic Magic 8-Ball toy serves up random answers when you shake your phone.

If you're out of questions, you can even let the app provide those for you. For instance: “Am I the father?”

The answer might be: “Ask the Internet."

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