Video: What Mom really wants this Mother’s Day

It’s Mother’s Day this Sunday (May 13), and a little-known organization called the American Coalition for Labour Reparations has put out a video highlighting the importance of appreciating that special woman in your life. Let’s just say it’s a particular form of reimbursement for your having turned her body into your own personal theme park for 9 months.

To calculate how much you owe Mommy dearest, check out the American Coalition for Labour Reparations website. And by the by, if you were overdue, caused gestational diabetes, or were born via C-section, you’re probably going to want to take out a loan, ‘cause you owe Mom big time.

Follow the owes-more-than-she'll-ever-be-able-to-repay Jennie Ramstad on Twitter at twitter.com/jennieramstad.